[15:29] <TooTklsh> The survey was inspired by my own experience as a victim of frequent and prolonged tickling. I am conducting research for a possible article on excessive tickling.
 [15:29] <TooTklsh> When I was 13 my mother was remarried. Her new husband discovered that I was extremely ticklish and would tickle me on a near daily basis. My older brother would often time instigate these instances and I would be pinned down and tickled relentlessly by the two of them. My mother would sometimes intervene

 Two reasonable solutions : well-aimed kick, or a little phone call. Just stop complaining.
 Anyways, Ryouga taught us a little something about what americans learn through their lives... [15:41] <Ryouga> and red means means go go go!
1-10...
 Another fight..! Sanosuke turned me into dust, so i came back using the power of the hentai stick and teamed up with N3M0 to kill 'im. He was sleeping with the fishes. In mulch form. I brought him back, though, using the stick. Then I killed 'im. Abuse of power? 'eh... 
 Join me in my office, Cunningham. [22:37] * Sanosuke pulls a fonze
 We learned a lesson today. [17:44] <Mog-chan> and today's moral, as learned from Sheyala: Don't touch unfamiliar tentacles.
 Damn EFNet!! They tried to keep me off their servers. I was stuck using this one terrible EFNet server that was the only one that would work. I really wasn't very pleased... So I got around it, and BEAT 'EM! irc.mcs.net once again!  Yeah! Damn the Man!
1-something under 10...
 Tentacles! That was just to get your attention. Anyways, raCe ran me over with his damn car, and Iris tried to fix me up with a mecha body. She had other things on her mind, though, besides just keeping me from being a ghost, so now I've got a tentacle, among some other things. It's non-hentai, though. Just helps me wield hentai sticks and climb up into rafters.
 Fight!Fight!Fight! It was a racing match between [Suzaku] (me), Leeches, MK^, and Outcast01.... hentai sticks galore, although mine got destroyed by MK^ quite a few times. And Leeches danced a lot. and hid in an enchanted hentai forest. Outcast01 liked his mechas (although Leeches kinda made that backfire with a well-aimed hentai stick...). I lost. Sucks to be me.
 Most importantly, pixymisa has a plan for life. [18:18] <pixymisa> i'd trade snow for beastiality, then i could sell the beastiality and have no snow and lots of icecream!@%
 Hentai stick fight!  Hey, I thought it was fun. Not ev'ryone did, though.
 Channel invasion, and SHEARING!  We were... browsing other channels in a 'mob', and stumbled upon #sheep... Unpon entering, a certain unnamed party whos nick starts with M and ends with ^ and has a K in the middle SHEARED OFF MY SKIN! Thank god for stapleguns. DogFu saw it - you can just ask 'im.
 Contrary to InuYasha's beliefs, CHUCKLING IS NOT FEMININE!  After undergoing a battery of tests, and eating lots of sandwiches, I have come to the conclusion that InuYasha is WRONG and chuckling is NOT feminine. It's not. and that's that. :P